DONATIONS DOWN: NPR, PBS IN PERIL FROM SAFEWAY MOVE
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) -- In a move that stunned the public broadcasting world, donations are down for the third straight quarter. The $60 donation, the mainstay of public radio and TV broadcasting, has all but disappeared. The reason: Tote bags.
"Ever since Safeway, Kroegers, and other nationwide chains have begun to offer cloth shopping bags to reduce shopping bag waste, our numbers are down," according to Bishop Joey of the First Church, operator of an NPR radio affiliate in New Canton, Arizona. "Few people want to donate $60 to get a tote bag with the Car Talk guys on it when they can spend a dollar for a Kroeger or an Osco bag with their nice logo on it," the minister said.
His comments were echoed by Myles de Asario of the National Public Radio merchandising unit. "We even tried being clever, adding a "Nina Totenbag" to our collection, but the tote bags just aren't moving anymore. It has become a serious issue as our suppliers are becoming stuck with a serious logjam of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" and Neil Conant bags. Unless we get relief soon, we may have to dump the bags on the open market, diminishing their value even further. But we really have little choice," the representative said.
So serious has the problem become that PBS, the Public Broadcasting Service has been experimenting with replacements for the tote bags. "It's not enough to offer a "Yan Can Cook" tote bag, today we have to offer a set of knives, a vegetable chopper and a maybe even a Flowbee hair cutting device for the more demanding contributors," according to Espinoza Walker O'Brien Douglas-Mansuba, chief negotiator for the PBS station members, representing station interests to the national network. "These days, a donor phones us and demands that we throw in a vegetable slicer or a sweater de-linter. We simply can't keep up anymore," she said.
WASHINGTON, DC (AP) -- In a move that stunned the public broadcasting world, donations are down for the third straight quarter. The $60 donation, the mainstay of public radio and TV broadcasting, has all but disappeared. The reason: Tote bags.
"Ever since Safeway, Kroegers, and other nationwide chains have begun to offer cloth shopping bags to reduce shopping bag waste, our numbers are down," according to Bishop Joey of the First Church, operator of an NPR radio affiliate in New Canton, Arizona. "Few people want to donate $60 to get a tote bag with the Car Talk guys on it when they can spend a dollar for a Kroeger or an Osco bag with their nice logo on it," the minister said.
His comments were echoed by Myles de Asario of the National Public Radio merchandising unit. "We even tried being clever, adding a "Nina Totenbag" to our collection, but the tote bags just aren't moving anymore. It has become a serious issue as our suppliers are becoming stuck with a serious logjam of "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" and Neil Conant bags. Unless we get relief soon, we may have to dump the bags on the open market, diminishing their value even further. But we really have little choice," the representative said.
So serious has the problem become that PBS, the Public Broadcasting Service has been experimenting with replacements for the tote bags. "It's not enough to offer a "Yan Can Cook" tote bag, today we have to offer a set of knives, a vegetable chopper and a maybe even a Flowbee hair cutting device for the more demanding contributors," according to Espinoza Walker O'Brien Douglas-Mansuba, chief negotiator for the PBS station members, representing station interests to the national network. "These days, a donor phones us and demands that we throw in a vegetable slicer or a sweater de-linter. We simply can't keep up anymore," she said.
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 4:41 PM
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˙pıɐs ǝʌıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ǝɥʇ "'ǝɔıoɥɔ ǝlʇʇıl ǝʌɐɥ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝʍ ʇnq ˙ɹǝɥʇɹnɟ uǝʌǝ ǝnlɐʌ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıuıɯıp 'ʇǝʞɹɐɯ uǝdo ǝɥʇ uo sƃɐq ǝɥʇ dɯnp oʇ ǝʌɐɥ ʎɐɯ ǝʍ 'uoos ɟǝılǝɹ ʇǝƃ ǝʍ ssǝlun ˙sƃɐq ʇuɐuoɔ lıǝu puɐ "ǝɯ llǝʇ ʇ,uop ʇıɐʍ ʇıɐʍ" ɟo ɯɐɾƃol snoıɹǝs ɐ ɥʇıʍ ʞɔnʇs ƃuıɯoɔǝq ǝɹɐ sɹǝılddns ɹno sɐ ǝnssı snoıɹǝs ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq sɐɥ ʇı ˙ǝɹoɯʎuɐ ƃuıʌoɯ ʇ,uǝɹɐ ʇsnɾ sƃɐq ǝʇoʇ ǝɥʇ ʇnq 'uoıʇɔǝlloɔ ɹno oʇ "ƃɐquǝʇoʇ ɐuıu" ɐ ƃuıppɐ 'ɹǝʌǝlɔ ƃuıǝq pǝıɹʇ uǝʌǝ ǝʍ" ˙ʇıun ƃuısıpuɐɥɔɹǝɯ oıpɐɹ ɔılqnd lɐuoıʇɐu ǝɥʇ ɟo oıɹɐsɐ ǝp sǝlʎɯ ʎq pǝoɥɔǝ ǝɹǝʍ sʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥ
˙pıɐs ɹǝʇsıuıɯ ǝɥʇ "'ʇı uo oƃol ǝɔıu ɹıǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃɐq oɔso uɐ ɹo ɹǝƃǝoɹʞ ɐ ɹoɟ ɹɐllop ɐ puǝds uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ʇı uo sʎnƃ ʞlɐʇ ɹɐɔ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃɐq ǝʇoʇ ɐ ʇǝƃ oʇ 06$ ǝʇɐuop oʇ ʇuɐʍ ǝldoǝd ʍǝɟ" ˙ɐuozıɹɐ 'uoʇuɐɔ ʍǝu uı ǝʇɐılıɟɟɐ oıpɐɹ ɹdu uɐ ɟo ɹoʇɐɹǝdo 'ɥɔɹnɥɔ ʇsɹıɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎǝoɾ doɥsıq oʇ ƃuıpɹoɔɔɐ "'uʍop ǝɹɐ sɹǝqɯnu ɹno 'ǝʇsɐʍ ƃɐq ƃuıddoɥs ǝɔnpǝɹ oʇ sƃɐq ƃuıddoɥs ɥʇolɔ ɹǝɟɟo oʇ unƃǝq ǝʌɐɥ suıɐɥɔ ǝpıʍuoıʇɐu ɹǝɥʇo puɐ 'sɹǝƃǝoɹʞ 'ʎɐʍǝɟɐs ǝɔuıs ɹǝʌǝ"
˙sƃɐq ǝʇoʇ :uosɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ˙pǝɹɐǝddɐsıp ʇnq llɐ sɐɥ 'ƃuıʇsɐɔpɐoɹq ʌʇ puɐ oıpɐɹ ɔılqnd ɟo ʎɐʇsuıɐɯ ǝɥʇ 'uoıʇɐuop 06$ ǝɥʇ ˙ɹǝʇɹɐnb ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs pɹıɥʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ uʍop ǝɹɐ suoıʇɐuop 'plɹoʍ ƃuıʇsɐɔpɐoɹq ɔılqnd ǝɥʇ pǝuunʇs ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌoɯ ɐ uı -- (dɐ) ɔp 'uoʇƃuıɥsɐʍ
ǝʌoɯ ʎɐʍǝɟɐs ɯoɹɟ lıɹǝd uı sqd 'ɹdu :uʍop suoıʇɐuop -
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
Tue, April 1, 2008 - 9:50 PMHahahahahaaaaaa!
genius.
now. roy ubu, just how do you do that ? I just gotta start fucking with some people with this. -
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 9:54 AMlɯʇɥ˙dılɟ/ɯoɔ˙pɐɟʌǝɹ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ -
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 3:15 PMƃuıʇıɔxǝ sı sıɥʇ -
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 4:35 PM˙uıɐƃɐ dn ǝpıs ʇɥƃıɹ ʇsod ɹǝʌǝu ll,ı
¡ɹɹɐʌǝ pɐǝɹɥʇ ʇsǝq -
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Re: Corporate Greed Imperils NPR, PBS
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Thu, April 3, 2008 - 3:56 PMɐuǝx ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ؛ɐıqoɥdouǝx
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sʍopuıʍ ʇɟosoɹɔıɯ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ؛ɐıqoɥdosuıʍıɯ
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sɯʎuoɯoɥ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ؛ɐıqoɥdoɯoɥ
666 oʇ ǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ lɐɔılqıq ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ؛ɐıqoɥdɐxǝɥɐʇuoʞǝxǝɥıoısoʞɐxǝɥ
sɹǝqɯnɔnɔ ƃuıʎlɟ ɟo ɹɐǝɟ ؛ɐıqoɥdoʇuɐloʌǝɹqɯoɔuoɔ
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˙ɐɯoɔ ɐ uı ɟlǝsɯıɥ ƃuıʇʇnd ʎlʇuǝʇɹǝʌpɐuı ɯıɥ ɥʇıʍ pǝpuǝ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ǝɯɐu uʍo sıɥ ɯoɹɟ ǝǝlɟ oʇ pǝıɹʇ ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ɹo - ɯıɥ oʇ pǝssǝɹppɐ lıɐɯ ʇɐ ʞool ǝɹɐp ʇ,upıp ǝɥ ʇɐɥʇ ɹǝpuoʍ ou sɐʍ ʇı 'ǝƃpǝ ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʇsıƃoloɥɔʎsd lnɟɹɐǝɟ ǝɥʇ ɥsnd oʇ pǝɹɐǝddɐ sıɥʇ ˙ǝɯoɹpuılɐd ɐ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ sɐʍ 'pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ suɐɥ ɹp 'ǝɯɐu sıɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʎuoɹı ǝɥʇ pǝzılɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ǝɥ "ɹp" ǝlʇıʇ ǝɥʇ pǝuıɐƃ ǝɥ uǝɥʍ - pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ oʇ puıʞ uǝǝq ʇou pɐɥ ǝʇɐɟ ʇɐɥʇ sɯǝǝs ʇı ˙ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝʇopɔǝuɐ ʇsɐl ǝuo pǝɹǝʌoɔun ʇuǝpıɔuı ǝɥʇ oʇuı uoıʇɐƃıʇsǝʌuı ɹǝʇɐl ɐ
˙ɟo ʇno ǝɯoɔ ʇou sɐɥ ǝɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ɐɯoɔ ɐ oʇuı llǝɟ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ lɐʇıdsoɥ ʎqɹɐǝu ɐ oʇ uǝʞɐʇ sɐʍ ǝɥ ˙ʎɐʍɐ unɹ oʇ ƃuıʎɹʇ ǝlıɥʍ sɹıɐʇs ǝɥʇ uʍop llǝɟ puɐ ɹoɹɹǝʇ ɟo ʞɔɐʇʇɐ uɐ pɐɥ ǝɥ ɯıɥ oʇ ƃuıllǝʎ uɐƃǝq sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ ɹǝʇɟɐ ʎlǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ʇɐɥʇ sɯǝǝs ʇı ˙sɹıɐʇs ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯoʇʇoq ǝɥʇ ʇɐ snoıɔsuoɔun ƃuıʎl pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ˙ɹp punoɟ ʎǝɥʇ ˙"pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ suɐɥ ɹp" oʇ pǝssǝɹppɐ ɹoop ǝɥʇ ǝpısuı ʇsnɾ lıɐɯ pǝuǝdoun ɟo ǝlıd ǝƃnɥ ɐ pǝɔıʇou ʎǝɥʇ ʎɹʇuǝ uodn ˙uʍop ʇı ʞɐǝɹq oʇ pǝɔɹoɟ ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ǝɔılod ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɹoop sıɥ uǝdo ʇou pıp pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ
"˙˙˙ ǝsɐɔuı ʇsnɾ ǝɔılod ǝɥʇ pǝllɐɔ ı ˙spnɥʇ ǝɹoɯ lɐɹǝʌǝs ʎq pǝʍolloɟ pnɥʇ ǝƃɹɐl ɐ uǝɥʇ 'ɹǝɥʇouɐ ʎq pǝʍolloɟ 'ǝsnoɥ ǝɥʇ ǝpısuı ɯoɹɟ ɯɐǝɹɔs ǝlqıɹɹǝʇ uɐ pɹɐǝɥ ı uǝɥʍ "˙˙˙pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ suɐɥ ɹoʇɔop" pǝʇnoɥs ǝuoɥdɐƃǝɯ ǝɥʇ ƃuıploɥ ɯǝɥʇ ǝuo ǝɥʇ puɐ ˙˙˙"
:ʇuǝɯǝʇɐʇs ssǝuʇıʍǝʎǝ uɐ ɯoɹɟ ʇɔɐɹʇxǝ uɐ sı ǝɹǝɥ ؛sʇlnsǝɹ pǝʇɔǝdxǝun puɐ ɔıʇɐɯɐɹp ɹǝɥʇɐɹ pɐɥ sıɥʇ ˙ǝsnoɥ sıɥ ǝpısʇno (ɹǝlıɐɥ pnol) ǝuoɥdɐƃǝɯ ɐ oʇuı ƃuıllǝʎ ʎq ɯıɥ oʇ ʎƃolodɐ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıʌıƃ ɟo ʎƃǝʇɐɹʇs ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ 'ɯıɥ ɥʇıʍ ǝɔɐɟ oʇ ǝɔɐɟ ʞlɐʇ oʇ ǝlqɐun ƃuıǝq 'sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ ˙ʇı pɐǝɹ oʇ pǝsnɟǝɹ oɥʍ 'pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ suɐɥ ɹp ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎƃolodɐ ɟo ɹǝʇʇǝl ɐ ʇuǝs 'uoıʇıpuoɔ ʎllıs ɹǝɥʇɐɹ ʎpɐǝɹlɐ sıɥ ƃuıuǝsɹoʍ ɹoɟ ʎʇlınƃ ǝʇınb ʇlǝɟ oɥʍ 'sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ lıʇun 'uoıʇɐuɐldxǝ snoıʌqo ou ɥʇıʍ uo pǝıɹɹɐɔ suoıʇɔɐ ǝƃuɐɹʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ˙lıɐɯ sıɥ ʇɐ ʞool oʇ uǝʌǝ ʇnq 'pɐǝɹ oʇ ʎluo ʇou 'pǝsnɟǝɹ pɐɥ ǝɥ puɐ pǝıɟıɹɹǝʇ pǝɹɐǝddɐ ǝɥ ǝuoʎuɐ oʇ ǝʞods ǝɥ ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ ˙uoıʇıpuoɔ s’pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ uı uǝǝs sɐʍ uoıʇɐɹoıɹǝʇǝp ɔıʇɐɯɐɹp ɐ sıɥʇ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙ɹp ɟo ǝlʇıʇ ǝɥʇ pǝuıɐƃ ǝɥ puɐ pǝʇdǝɔɔɐ sɐʍ pɥd sıɥ uǝɥʍ 1991 uı sɐʍ ʇı ˙ɹǝpɹosıp ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥɔɹɐǝsǝɹ ǝlıɥʍ pǝɹǝɟɟns ǝɥ sʞɔɐʇʇɐ ɔıuɐd lɐnuıʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ǝʇıdsǝp pɥd sıɥ pǝʇǝldɯoɔ ʇsoɯlɐ pɐɥ ǝɥ 0991 ɟo puǝ ǝɥʇ ʎq ʇnq ˙ʞɔɐʇʇɐ ɔıuɐd ɐ ʎq pǝıuɐdɯoɔɔɐ sʎɐʍlɐ sɐʍ puɐ ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ sɐ ʇı oʇ pǝɹɹǝɟǝɹ ɹǝpɹosıp ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɔǝɾqns ǝɥʇ uo ɯıɥ oʇ ǝɔuǝpuodsǝɹɹoɔ ʎuɐ ǝɔuıs 'ʇuǝɯǝƃuɐɹɹɐ ʎɹoʇɔɐɟsıʇɐs uɐɥʇ ssǝl ɐ ǝq oʇ pǝʌoɹd sıɥʇ '"sǝɯoɹpuılɐd oʇ uoıʇɐlǝɹ uı ssǝuısɐǝun ǝʇnɔɐ oʇ uoıʇısodsıp" 'uoıʇıpuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝɯɐu lɐuıƃıɹo sıɥ ɹǝpun ʇnq 'ǝuolɐ ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ uo ʞɹoʍ oʇ pǝnuıʇuoɔ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ
˙ƃuıʎɹɔ ɯooɹ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno uɐɹ puɐ uıɐƃɐ ɹǝʌǝ ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɐǝds oʇ pǝsnɟǝɹ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ 'dn ʇɥƃnoɹq ʎlqɐʇıʌǝuı sɐʍ ɥɔıɥʍ 'ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ ɟo ʇɔǝɾqns ǝɥʇ pıoʌɐ oʇ ʇsǝq sıɥ pǝıɹʇ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ ʇuǝɯnƃɹɐ pǝʇɐǝɥ ɟǝıɹq ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙pǝuǝʇɥƃıɹɟ ʎɹǝʌ ʇnq snoıɹnɟ ʎluo ʇou 'snoıɹnɟ sɐʍ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ǝlɔıʇɹɐ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ ƃuıʇdɯǝʇʇɐ uo ˙ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹǝɟɟns ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ɹǝʌoɔsıp oʇ pǝıɹʇ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɯıʇ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎuoƃɐ ɟo ǝʇɐʇs ɐ oʇuı ʇnd ǝq ʎlǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı plnoʍ uoıʇıpuoɔ sıɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹǝɟɟns ʎpoqʎuɐ ǝɔuıs 'ɥsılqnd oʇ ʇou sdɔds ɟo lɐuɹnoɾ ɟo sɹoʇıpǝ ǝɥʇ oʇ snoıɹɐlıɥ ooʇ pǝʌoɹd sıɥʇ ˙ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ ǝɯoɹpuılɐd ǝɥʇ ǝʌıƃ oʇ (dɥoqıɐ) spɹɐʍʞɔɐq uǝʇʇıɹʍ ,ɐıqoɥd, xıɟǝɹd ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ "ɐıqoɥd" pɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇsnɾ sı ʇɔɐɟ uı ɥɔıɥʍ "ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ" ǝlʇıʇ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpun pǝɥsılqnd uǝǝq pɐɥ ǝlɔıʇɹɐ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ˙uǝǝq pɐɥ sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ ɹǝʌǝlɔ ʎlɥsıpuǝıɟ ʍoɥ ɹɐǝlɔ sɐʍ ʇı ʇno ǝɯɐɔ ǝnssı ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ
˙ɹǝpɐǝɹ uǝǝʞ ɐ sɐʍ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ (sdɔds ɟo lɐuɹnoɾ oʇ pǝʇɐıʌǝɹqqɐ) ʎƃoloıɔos puɐ ʎɹʇɐıɥɔʎsd lɐɔıuılɔ 'ʎƃoloɥɔʎsd lɐıɔǝds ɟo lɐuɹnoɾ pǝʇɔǝdsǝɹ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇı ʇuǝs puɐ ʞuɐɹd ɹǝʇsɐɯ ɹıǝɥʇ pǝɔnpoɹd pɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ ʞɹoʍ pɹɐɥ ’sʎɐp ɟo ǝldnoɔ ɐ ɹǝʇɟɐ ˙sǝɯoɹpuılɐd ɥʇıʍ ʇı llıɟ puɐ ɹǝdɐd ǝɥʇ ǝʇıɹʍǝɹ oʇ ʞuɐɹd snoıɹɐlıɥ ɐ ǝq plnoʍ ʇı ʇɥƃnoɥʇ puɐ "sǝɯoɹpuılɐd oʇ uoıʇɐlǝɹ uı ssǝuısɐǝun ǝʇnɔɐ oʇ uoıʇısodsıp" uo ɹǝdɐd sıɥ ɟo ʎdoɔ ɐ ɟo ploɥ ʇǝƃ oʇ pǝƃɐuɐɯ sǝnƃɐǝlloɔ sıɥ 'ɯıɥ ɹoɟ ʎlǝʇɐunʇɹoɟun ɹo 'ʎlǝʇɐunʇɹoɟ ˙ɹıɐdsǝp dǝǝp ɐ uı pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ʇnd sıɥʇ ˙ʞɹoʍ s,ɹɐǝʎ ɐ ɟo uoıʇɔǝɾǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʇnq 'ǝɯoɹpuılɐd snoʇınʇɐɹƃ ɐ ɥɔns ɥʇıʍ ǝdoɔ oʇ ʎluo ʇou 'pɐɥ oɥʍ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ɹoɟ ʞɔɐqʇǝs ɹoɾɐɯ ɐ sɐʍ sıɥʇ ˙"*ɹǝƃƃıus* ɯɐpɐ ɯ,ı ɯɐpɐɯ" pǝppɐ ǝɹnsɐǝɯ pooƃ ɹoɟ puɐ "ɥsılqnd oʇ ʎllıs ooʇ ʎldɯıs sɐʍ ʇı" ʇɐɥʇ pǝıldǝɹ ɹoʇıpǝ ǝuo pǝʇsǝʇoɹd pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ uǝɥʍ ˙pǝɥsılqnd ɹǝʌǝu sɐʍ puɐ ʎɥɔʇɐɔ ʎɹǝʌ ʇou sɐʍ sıɥʇ ɹǝʌǝʍoɥ "sǝɯoɹpuılɐd oʇ uoıʇɐlǝɹ uı ssǝuısɐǝun ǝʇnɔɐ oʇ uoıʇısodsıp" ɹǝpɹosıp ǝɥʇ pǝɯɐu ǝɥ ɹǝdɐd sıɥ uı ˙pǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ sɹǝɹǝɟɟns ʇɐɥʇ sʞɔɐʇʇɐ ɔıuɐd ǝʇnɔɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ sǝɯoɹpuılɐd uǝǝʍʇǝq ʞuıl ǝɥʇ ǝpɐɯ pɐɥ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ ɹɐǝʎ ɐ uıɥʇıʍ ˙pɥd sıɥ ɹoɟ ɹǝpɹosıp ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎpnʇs pǝlıɐʇǝp ɐ ƃuıop uodn pǝpıɔǝp ǝɥ ǝʇısqǝʍ sıɥ oʇ ǝsuodsǝɹ ǝʌıʇısod ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ ˙sǝsouƃɐıpsıɯ puɐ sɯoʇdɯʎs ɹɐlıɯıs ɥʇıʍ ǝldoǝd ɹǝɥʇo ʇǝɯ ǝɥ ǝɹǝɥʍ ʇǝu˙ɐıuǝɹɥdozıɥɔsǝʌɐɥʇuopı˙ʍʍʍ ǝʇısqǝʍ ɹɐlndod ǝɥʇ pǝpunoɟ ǝɥ ʎʇısɹǝʌıun ʇɐ ǝlıɥʍ ˙ʎuɐɯɹǝƃ 'uǝɯëu ɟo ʎʇısɹǝʌıun ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʎƃoloɥɔʎsd ʎpnʇs oʇ uo ɯıɥ pǝɹɹnds ɹǝpɹosıp ɔıɹʇɐıɥɔʎsd ʍǝu ʎlǝʇǝldɯoɔ ɐ ʎq pǝsnɐɔ ǝɹǝʍ sʇnoʞɔɐlq puɐ sʞɔɐʇʇɐ ɔıuɐd ʇuǝnbǝɹɟ sıɥ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɹoǝɥʇ sıɥ ˙ɹǝpɹosıp ɹɐlodıq puɐ ɐıuǝɹɥdozıɥɔs ƃuıpnlɔuı sǝsouƃɐıpsıɯ lɐɹǝʌǝs oʇ pɐǝl sɯoʇdɯʎs uʍo sıɥ uǝɥʍ 81 ɟo ǝƃɐ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɹǝpɹosıp uʍouʞun 'uǝɥʇ sɐ 'ǝɥʇ uı pǝʇsǝɹǝʇuı ǝɯɐɔǝq ʇsɹıɟ pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ
ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ ɟo ʎɹǝʌoɔsıp ǝɥʇ [ʇıpǝ]
¡ɐɯɐuɐd 'lɐuɐɔ ɐ 'uɐld ɐ 'uɐɯ ɐ :ǝldɯɐxǝ ɹoɟ ˙pɹɐʍɹoɟ ɹo pɹɐʍʞɔɐq ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ spɐǝɹ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɔuǝʇuǝs ɹo 'ǝsɹǝʌ 'ǝsɐɹɥd 'pɹoʍ ɐ sɐ pǝuıɟǝp sı ǝɯoɹpuılɐd ɐ
sǝɯoɹpuılɐd [ʇıpǝ]
˙ɹǝpɹosıp ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝɹǝɟɟns ɔıuoɹɥɔ ɐ sɐʍ ɟlǝsɯıɥ oɥʍ 1991 uı pɹɥɐusǝɹǝ suɐɥ ɹp ʎq pǝɹǝʌoɔsıp ʇsɹıɟ sɐʍ ʇı ˙ǝɯoɹpuılɐd ɐ ƃuızıuƃoɔǝɹ uodn ɹǝɹǝɟɟns ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝʇıɔılǝ uoıʇɔɐǝɹ lnɟɹɐǝɟ ʎllɐnsnun ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝzıɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ sı puɐ ɹǝpɹosıp lɐɔıƃoloɥɔʎsd ǝɹɐɹ ʎɹǝʌ ɐ sı ɐıqoɥdɥoqıɐ
ɥɔɹɐǝs 'uoıʇɐƃıʌɐu :oʇ dɯnɾ
˙ɐıpǝdolɔʎɔuǝ ǝǝɹɟ-ʇuǝʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ 'ɐıpǝdolɔʎɔun ɯoɹɟ
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Re: amanaplanacanalpanama
Thu, April 3, 2008 - 4:04 PMI *SAID* I don't read Russian you pinko bastards!
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Re: amanaplanacanalpanama
Thu, April 3, 2008 - 4:14 PMI will have to dig though my files, but I believe that I came up with the word Abiohphobia in a word puzzle column called "Pinapple Stew" that was published in the Honolulu Advertiser in the late 80's or early 90's. I will be suing the good doctor for plagarizim if it is before 1991.
Ma has a ham.
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